Thursday, February 10, 2011

Still Worth It.




- Gutting wild animals with the large knife after hunting them down with the corkscrew attachment: NO

- Opening bottles of wine in my forest tent deep in the Congo: NO

- Tweezing out splinters of wood from injuries sustained when rope bridge collapsed during my narrow escape from the spear-wielding natives: NO

- Cutting strips of cloth to use as a tourniquet on saber-toothed lion wounds: NO

- Using the toothpick to clean my teeth after cooking and eating crocodile meat using the large and small knife attachments, the corkscrew, and bottle opener: NO

-Manicure set: YES

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